Laughs In The Snow Gifts

'Just the one, thanks.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Snowman Driver

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"I've made a snow angel."

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

'Bless you.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'You really need to get some balls.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'