Laughs In The Snow Pillows

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"You have ice water in your veins."

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I've made a snow angel."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'Bless you.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'You really need to get some balls.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'