Laughs At Love Milestones Gifts

"Arthur and I have been together now for four and a half years, which is a personal best for both of us."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

His and Hers Wedding

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

First Steps

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

A very fine vintage

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Legs up to here!"

"Romance"

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Coffee love

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Cure for the wandering eye.

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

"I had an amazing hug dream."

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"I'm so shallow."

"You say you 'love' this wine after one sip. It took you six months of dating before you said the same to me."

'It's silly to jump at the first man who comes along.'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"I deliberately married an archaeologist because I thought the older I got, the more interest you would show in me..."

"Get with the program, Barry, the certificate clearly said, 'till death do we part'."

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

"Do you have any weird sex kinks?"