Laughs At Love Milestones Gifts

"Arthur and I have been together now for four and a half years, which is a personal best for both of us."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

First Steps

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

His and Hers Wedding

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

A very fine vintage

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Legs up to here!"

"Romance"

Coffee love

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Cure for the wandering eye.

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"I'm so shallow."

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"You say you 'love' this wine after one sip. It took you six months of dating before you said the same to me."

'It's silly to jump at the first man who comes along.'

"I had an amazing hug dream."

"Get with the program, Barry, the certificate clearly said, 'till death do we part'."

"I deliberately married an archaeologist because I thought the older I got, the more interest you would show in me..."

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

'She's just done her first tweet.'

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."