Laugh Seeking Pundit Gifts

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"That'll be five bucks."

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

King and Jester

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Cracked Quacks Strip: Cosmetic surgeon mix up.

Laugh break

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

'You are here' T-shirt,

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

"Open mike night"

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"Even after all these years, you can still make me laughso hard I pee my pants...of course, I dod that when I sneeze, too!"

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'