Latte Laureate Gifts

"I came, I saw, I caffeinated."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Coffee shop

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Devi's brew?"

National Coffee Day

Coffee Menu

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

John Masefield.

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Dante Alighieri

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'