"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."
Literal Laureate Gifts
Looking for a gift for a literal laureate? Our collection offers clever, creative products that honor their love of literature and wordplay. From humorous mugs to stylish art prints, find something that sparks joy and inspires their literary journey. These thoughtful gifts are great for book lovers, writers, and anyone who treasures the magic of words. Whether they're scribbling stories or lost in a novel, our items make their passion special with a touch of humor and heart.
Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'
"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."
"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."
"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"
"I got those famous last words you wanted"
You complete me!
"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."
"This city is becoming unlivable."
'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'
"Carpe pizza"
"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
John Masefield.
'Take me to your lawyer.'
Samuel Beckett
This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!
"These days, everyone is lawyering up."
Dante Alighieri
"Congratulations, Counselor. It's a boy and your wife's fine. She just had a little difficulty passing his fin through the birth canal."
Out of Court Settlement
"I forget the difference - is this a crocodile or a litigator?"
The Washington Arbitrators
"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."
"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."
"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."
Sweet Sue/Lawyer
"The only thing trivial about pursuing this trivial lawsuit is my fee!"
'I want to talk to all the king's lawyers about suing all the king's stone masons who built this wall.'
Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic
'I could sue you... I just got a paper cut from your business card.'
Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights
'The jury will please disregard the prosecution's charm and magnetic charisma.'
John Dryden
Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen
Hermann Hesse
Literal Laureate Gifts Collection
Literal Laureate Mugs
Explore our range of witty and literary-themed mugs, perfect for every bookworm or wordsmith eager to start their day with a smile.
Literal Laureate Pillows
Find soft, stylish pillows featuring literary designs that add personality and comfort to any reading space or cozy corner.
Literal Laureate Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that celebrate the world of literature, perfect for decorating a book lover’s home or office.
Literal Laureate T-Shirts
Discover our collection of clever, literary-inspired t-shirts—ideal for anyone who loves to showcase their passion for storytelling and words.