Literate Legend Gifts

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Jack London

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

Night of the Living Well-Read

Mermaids

Narcissus

Korney Ivanovich Chukovsky

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Hermes

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

A Guide to Mustaches

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'Narcissus goes courting'

"Dragons were never out of style."

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

'Here. Perhaps Goldie can keep you company while you think up ideas for your novel, Mr. Melville.'

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

"When I said mi casa es su casa, Diana. I didn't mean it quite so literally."