Latte Artist Gifts

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

"Take me to your barista."

"Damn To-Go punks!"

"Crumble an empire on that!"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Coffee Menu

Lady, I didn't spent a week of evening classes in Barista school just to serve you a black coffee.

"How are your latte art classes going?"

"Would you like some coffee, Baldo? It's free!"

"It's really not such a bad high street. . . . if you only need coffee!"

"It takes years of skill, dedication and training to become a world-class barista. . . Anyway, all you've got to do is press this button."

Barista

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

You've Had Enough!

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Devi's brew?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee shop

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

Running Latte

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."