Latte Artist Pillows

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

"Take me to your barista."

"Damn To-Go punks!"

"Crumble an empire on that!"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Coffee Menu

Lady, I didn't spent a week of evening classes in Barista school just to serve you a black coffee.

"How are your latte art classes going?"

"Would you like some coffee, Baldo? It's free!"

"It's really not such a bad high street. . . . if you only need coffee!"

"It takes years of skill, dedication and training to become a world-class barista. . . Anyway, all you've got to do is press this button."

Barista

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Coffee shop

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Devi's brew?"

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."