Latte Art Gifts

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Latte Art

'To be honest, I don't want the money for a hot cup of tea. I'm more a skinny vanilla latte kind of guy.'

You've Had Enough!

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee shop

"Devi's brew?"

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Menu

Running Latte

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"The kid meant nothin' by it Zeke... a lot of young 'uns put a fancy love-heart pattern on a caffe latte."

Bookuccino. A melding of book and drink.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Take me to your barista."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'