Latte Psychologist Gifts

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Agricultural Psychology

Coffee shop

"Devi's brew?"

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Menu

Running Latte

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

"I feel used."

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"How are your latte art classes going?"

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'