Latte Psychologist Gifts

'I could kill for a good cup of coffee now.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Coffee shop

"Devi's brew?"

Agricultural Psychology

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Menu

Running Latte

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Psychiatry. I have an irrational fear of words like "and," "or," "but" and "if"! And, conjunctivitis!

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"I feel used."

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'Of course you're not a failure... you can afford my fees can't you?'