Latecomer Syndicate Gifts

Yeah, I'm holding the door - how close are you?

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Niche Extracurriculars

"He's never up before eleven."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"I can't help you, Dear. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. "

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Gravity wins - again.'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"Listen, if this takes much longer I'll be late for work and I'll be a dead man!"

The breakfast of teens.

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'You're just an old person who hasn't blossomed yet...'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

"No woman should have children over 40, that's quite enough for anybody."

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

"I don't know which is harder-- getting Smythe started in the morning, or his computer."

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

"You've got to be kidding. It's freaking noon!!"

"Well? We're late and all the good trees are taken."

'C'mon son - shake a leg.'

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

Hey! I just figured out what I want to do with my life!

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.

"We're naming this new virus after you, Bernie, because it never makes a move until after eleven o'clock in the morning."