Latecomer Advocate Gifts

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Sloth 10K.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

New Hampshire Minute

Niche Extracurriculars

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"I can't help you, Dear. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. "

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Amongst the rush.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Organic farm

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

'Life is too long not to worry.'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

Back Down

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

Angry pensioner

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

'You're just an old person who hasn't blossomed yet...'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

"I envy you. My stress level is unbearable."

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'