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"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

New Hampshire Minute

Niche Extracurriculars

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"I can't help you, Dear. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. "

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Amongst the rush.

Organic farm

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Back Down

'You're just an old person who hasn't blossomed yet...'

'Life is too long not to worry.'

Angry pensioner

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

Herring Impaired

"I envy you. My stress level is unbearable."