Longevity Advocate T-Shirts

Celebrate the resilient spirit with our longevity advocate t-shirts, perfect for anyone who believes in enduring passion and long-term commitment with a bit of humorous flair.

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"Because people are living longer, I'm having to diversify..."

"Because people are living longer, I'm having to diversify..." mockup

"Because people are living longer, I'm having to diversify..."

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Seniors Snooker Tournament.

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"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ." mockup

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

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"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox." mockup

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

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"Your contents have shifted."

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"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it." mockup

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's." mockup

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

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Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged mockup

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

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"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness." mockup

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

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"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors." mockup

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

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My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people! mockup

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

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"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change." mockup

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

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"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch." mockup

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

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"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are." mockup

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

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"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?" mockup

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

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"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?" mockup

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

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"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow." mockup

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

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'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.' mockup

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

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Health Nut with a 60-Pack

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"I come from the future."

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"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older." mockup

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

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