"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."
Late Night Bluff Gifts
Looking for a gift for the late night bluff? Celebrate your friend’s nocturnal creativity with witty, light-hearted products that capture their love for the night’s secretive artistry. Perfect for the creative soul who appreciates clever humor and keeps the night alive with ideas.
In basket-case.
"They grow up so fast."
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."
Backfire
For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.
"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."
"Bloody hell!"
A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.
Our Two Parties, Explained
Getting to Know You
'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."
"Is there a vegan option?"
"Beware of the frog"
DUNVOTIN
'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'
"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"
'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'
"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"
'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'
"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"
Cat Hecklers
"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"
'He's our new Bone Specialist!'
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
Europe and immigration.
The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!
Local News in Heaven
Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.
'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'
Late Night Bluff Gifts Collection
Late Night Bluff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the late night bluff—perfect for late-night brainstorming and morning coffee alike.
Late Night Bluff Pillows
Bring cozy comfort to their creative space with pillows inspired by the late night bluff's love for the night.
Late Night Bluff Prints
Discover prints that honor the nocturnal creative spirit. Ideal for decorating a space that comes alive after sunset.
Late Night Bluff T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts made for those who thrive after hours. Witty, creative, and perfect for the late night bluff.