Last Words Ponderer Gifts

"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

The Final Selfie

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Writer

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"You think it's tough down there?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

Truth

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"