Last Words Ponderer Mugs

"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

The Final Selfie

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

Writer

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

Truth

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Shoptalk

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter