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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Totalitarian Humour

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Truth

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Lady Jane Grey

TV-Mirror.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"The season finale of the world is near."

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

'It looks like our time is up.'

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"