Postmodern Ponderer Mugs

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

"We've already done this room. I remember that fire extinguisher."

"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Reality Ritual

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Sauce for the Goose

Kritik's Korner

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Afraid of change - leave it here.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."