Post-modern Ponderer Mugs

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Kritik's Korner

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Truth

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I hate people using the cloud."

Lady Jane Grey

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

The Post-Modern Bar & Grill.

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

Chasing Dreams.

Officer Worker Evolution

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Words Mean Nothing

"If I had waited for the perfect donor, chances are I'd still be waiting for a head transplant."

"What are your policies regarding the collection and use of children's data?"

'A frog prince?... Not that old line again!'

Santa Amazon and the Christmas slaves were diligent again.

"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."

"We've already done this room. I remember that fire extinguisher."

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'