Lasik Seekers Pillows

'How was I to know the doctor's license was only a baseball card?'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

La Table

Bubbly

"That'll be five bucks."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I, TikTok."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Money Bar.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Books / Coffee table books

The Day Dreamer.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Botox."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'Have you seen these prices George!'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."