Like Seeker Pillows

"I, TikTok."

"I'm really only in it for the Likes."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

Facebook and chain

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Muscles

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Bench Press Accident

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Pampered and poodled.

"We're exclusively delts."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I don't like your application."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags