Life Seeker Pillows

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2021

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Sauvignon Bonk

"I didn't spark joy."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Unguided imagery

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Thank you bubbles

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Happy Days Are Here Again

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Speed Dating.

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Human Rights for All

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

The Wishing Well

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."