Life Seeker Pillows

2021

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Sauvignon Bonk

"I didn't spark joy."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Unguided imagery

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Thank you bubbles

Happy Days Are Here Again

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Speed Dating.

'You can't come in here with that.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Human Rights for All

The Wishing Well

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'