Lasik Seekers Mugs

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Bubbly

"That'll be five bucks."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

Books / Coffee table books

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The Day Dreamer.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Botox."

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'Have you seen these prices George!'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'