Laptop Luggers Gifts

A Real Working Vacation.

'Not that net!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Hiding the electronics.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

City Boy.

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Zoom Wedding

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Internet Restaurant

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.