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A Real Working Vacation.

'Not that net!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Hiding the electronics.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

City Boy.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Thank God It's Friday.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Zoom Wedding

"How's my tripping you up?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

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