Laptop Lugger Gifts

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

Hiding the electronics.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Travelling

City Boy.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Airport

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"How's my tripping you up?"

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.