Laptop Hider Gifts

Where did you hide my laptop? Hint: You'll never find it. So obvious, dad. Under his dirty laundry. No chores all week if you don't tell.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Hiding the electronics.

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Internet Restaurant

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

In Disguise.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

A Real Working Vacation.

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"How's your blogging going?"

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

'It was like a mother to me.'

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on."

Dog thinking: 'This lap isn't big enough for the two of us.'

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.'

'Oh how thoughtful...she's using the lap warmer to prepare for my arrival.'

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

'I thought I was your lap-top!'

"I've been here all day, you just haven't seen me because I've been hiding in the bathroom."