"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"
Election Hider Gifts
Searching for a gift for the election hider in your life? Explore our collection of witty and playful items designed for those who enjoy staying behind the scenes during political seasons. These fun products are ideal for anyone who likes to keep a low profile when it comes to election fuss, making them perfect for giving a light-hearted touch to their hiding strategies.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic
'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'
Palin 2012
An American flag being hung by Trump's tie
Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"
'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'
Midterm election s results
"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"
Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.
Biden-Trump rematch 2024
"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."
"Well, you have to admire his honesty."
Abdullah Debate
'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'
The Kraken
"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."
'I'm not saying I'm honest -- I'm saying that I'm afraid of getting caught!'
'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'
"Sad really. He's scared of heights."
In Disguise.
Democracy for Hire
"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"
Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .
Election Cancelling Headphones
"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."
"I Win!!!"
The Establishment Election
'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'
"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."
How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.
"Vote for me!"
Election Hider Gifts Collection
Election Hider Mugs
Looking for a fun gift for the election hider? Check out our collection of mugs designed to keep political fuss at bay with humor and style.
Election Hider Pillows
Find the perfect pillows for election hiders. Cozy, humorous, and subtly themed, they're ideal for those who love to hide in comfort.
Election Hider Prints
Decorate with humor using our election hider prints. Stylish and clever, they add a fun touch to any space for those who prefer to stay out of the spotlight.
Election Hider T-Shirts
Explore our selection of t-shirts for election hiders. These playful tops let them stay low-key while making a witty statement during election season.