Election Hider Mugs

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Palin 2012

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

Midterm election s results

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

The Kraken

'I'm not saying I'm honest -- I'm saying that I'm afraid of getting caught!'

Abdullah Debate

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

In Disguise.

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

The Establishment Election

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

Election Cancelling Headphones

"I Win!!!"

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"Vote for me!"

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'