Egg Hider Mugs

"It's Easter tomorrow, so they'll hide Easter Eggs in the garden, but don't eat them: chocolate is poisonous to us!"

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"So! When's the big day?"

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

Easter Bonnet

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

In Disguise.

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

'She thinks of them as her children...'

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

The thinker Easter egg

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'I hope you're hungry.'

Pope Benedict at Easter

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"

Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

Chick hatches out of egg.

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown