Laptop Hider Pillows

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Hiding the electronics.

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

Internet Restaurant

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

In Disguise.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

A Real Working Vacation.

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"How's your blogging going?"

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

'Oh how thoughtful...she's using the lap warmer to prepare for my arrival.'

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.'

Dog thinking: 'This lap isn't big enough for the two of us.'

'It was like a mother to me.'

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on."

'I thought I was your lap-top!'

"Gone are the days when Andy made the sort of money he'd get out of bed for."