Lane Laffer Gifts

Fisher

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Volcaniax

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Bowling ball head.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

Iceland volcano

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

'The volcano is in the shop.'

Jim's Mowing Services

Devil skis down a volcano.

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Bowling alley

Bad Ant Joke

"I've been working in the mail room for over 6 months. I was hoping to be at least a CEO by now."

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Ye Olde Iceland Wishing Well

'But when I said I'd follow you wherever your career took you, I didn't know what a volcanologist was.'