Lane Laffer Gifts

Fisher

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Volcaniax

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Bowling ball head.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

Iceland volcano

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Jim's Mowing Services

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Devil skis down a volcano.

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"I've been working in the mail room for over 6 months. I was hoping to be at least a CEO by now."

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Bowling alley

Ye Olde Iceland Wishing Well

Bad Ant Joke