Land Ownership Fanatics Gifts

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Keystone XL

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Cow Pilot.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"Homeowner please help."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

You think you're un-sinkable. Then, you hit an iceburg!

For Sale by Non-Owners.

"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"

"I've sold my airspace."

Man caught trespassing having fallen through ice

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

The Land Grab: Then and Now

"I figure I could get eighty grand for it now .... if someone wanted a treehouse."

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"I love real estate. It's so tangible."

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

"Never again will there be such opportunity in real estate."

Ugh! Professional Beggars

"The fact that it's in a corner lot makes it seem much bigger."

Get Off My Sidewalk

"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."

I wish you'd come to me sooner. I don't know if you're going to have enough time to save for all five million of your children's college funds.