Land Baron Enthusiasts Gifts

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Shakespeare Quote

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

"How are we on bread?"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

Shakespeare

William Shakespeare

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Upstart Crow

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"It's non-negotiable."

Shakespeare's housework

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

"This is the captain speaking. I urge the hysterical brat in seat 18C to screech in a lower key. Thanks."

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

Heimishe Hamlet

'Caution this hill is dangerous.'

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."

"I'd love to get away from it all but I'm bringing a lot of it with me."