Lake District Aficionado Gifts

Lady of the lakes.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I know your mother."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Carl Sandburg.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

"I'd like a trigger warning."

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .