Lake District Aficionado Gifts

Lady of the lakes.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Vivienne Westwood

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I know your mother."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Carl Sandburg.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

"I'd like a trigger warning."

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .