Lagerman Gifts

Nigel Farage

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Human males marking territory.

We're polishing our brand.

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

Stick Bandit

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen, if this takes much longer I'll be late for work and I'll be a dead man!"

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

'But we've got laws on the books now that we can't enforce!'

Jury Bribes.

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

Jim's Mowing Services

'Litigate not, least ye be litigated against!'

Bad Ant Joke

"And here we have a very rare and unusual piece titled 'The Last Remaining Open Seat.'"

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

Boring Inc. It was business as usual.

"I thought you said you were watching your weight!"

"I what way do you see your Chronic Fatigue Syndrome affect your job?"

'We're looking for a mother figure.'

"If you need help, I'll be playing videos on my laptop."

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

'Let him play thru, Harry.'

'I drank to a lawyer's health, and now he's slapped me with a malpractice suit.'