Lads Night Out Pillows

''Fancy a quick pint?'

I could have danced all night!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Bingo night.

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Playing cards.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"Botox."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Your shout!"

You have had enough

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

The Stages of Wine

'Botox...'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Gorgeous Groovers.

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Chef's Choice - Restaurant Around the Corner.

Absinthe Fairy.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'