Guys' Night Out Pillows

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"I don't get out much—I'm usually locked in a cellar."

"Hey, you wanna go to a strip club tonight?" "Are you kidding? I've got a girlfriend. I don't have money for that kind of thing."

Men meeting on the roof for a crafty drink, away from the women

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

You have had enough

Next Round indicator

"Your shout!"

Beers

"Tell me again why guys don't sit next to each other in movies?"

I could have danced all night!

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Bingo night.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Playing cards.

"Botox."

The Stages of Wine

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'Botox...'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Gorgeous Groovers.