"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."
Guys' Night Out Pillows
Relax after a fun guys' night out with our cozy pillows, featuring funny sayings and bold designs that celebrate friendship and good times. Ideal for unwinding together.
'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'
"I don't get out much—I'm usually locked in a cellar."
"Hey, you wanna go to a strip club tonight?" "Are you kidding? I've got a girlfriend. I don't have money for that kind of thing."
Men meeting on the roof for a crafty drink, away from the women
Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'
You have had enough
Next Round indicator
"Your shout!"
Beers
"Tell me again why guys don't sit next to each other in movies?"
I could have danced all night!
This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.
"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
Superheroes Having a Drink
Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar
"Pssst! I had some CGI done."
"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."
Bingo night.
'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'
Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.
"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."
"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."
'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'
Playing cards.
"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."
"Botox."
'Botox...'
"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."
"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."
Down on Bourbon Street...
"Let's see now - have we got everything?"
The Stages of Wine
"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
Guys' Night Out Pillows Collection
Guys' Night Out Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for guys' night out celebrations—funny, bold, and designed to bring a smile to every face.
Guys' Night Out Prints
Decorate your hangout area with our unique prints that celebrate friendship and fun, perfect for any guys' night out vibe.
Guys' Night Out T-Shirts
Discover our humorous and stylish t-shirts, great for showcasing your crew's personality at any guys' night out or casual gathering.