Guy's Night Out Pillows

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Clubbing

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Playing cards.

Professional woman in pub

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

Balloon tattoos

You have had enough

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"Your shout!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'Another martini please.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

'Oi! '

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."