Guy's Night Out T-Shirts

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Clubbing

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Professional woman in pub

Playing cards.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Your shout!"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Balloon tattoos

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

You have had enough

'Another martini please.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'Oi! '

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

Chuck's Bar and Grille: Happy Hour 6-7 pm, Chuckle Hour 7-8 pm.

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."