Boy's Night Out T-Shirts

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

"I'm going to the pub because I want to live in a species appropriate environment."

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

Superheroes Having a Drink

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Bingo night.

Clubbing

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Playing cards.

Professional woman in pub

"Botox."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Your shout!"

'Botox...'

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

The Stages of Wine

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

You have had enough

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Balloon tattoos

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'Another martini please.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Gorgeous Groovers.

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'