Boy's Night Out Mugs

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

"I'm going to the pub because I want to live in a species appropriate environment."

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

Superheroes Having a Drink

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Bingo night.

Clubbing

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Professional woman in pub

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Playing cards.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Botox."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Botox...'

Balloon tattoos

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

You have had enough

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Your shout!"

The Stages of Wine

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Gorgeous Groovers.

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Another martini please.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"