Laddism Lover Pillows

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Crab with a clown face.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"The boss can see you now."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.