Laddism Lover Gifts

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Archimedes statue with a lever

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"This stool shall pass."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Crab with a clown face.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The boss can see you now."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Stephen Fry

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

Dummies Books.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Only Clowns