Ladder Skeptics Gifts

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"The boss can see you now."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Texturing the Walls

Ladder of Success.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Painting

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'Stop mumbling, George! We all had to start somewhere...'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

'We're ready to move you to the top, Hopkins... but we don't know how much loneliness you can tolerate.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"Top management told middle management to tell me to tell you to shape up."

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

Ice Cream.

The Ladder to Heaven

The Top of the Mountain.

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

Irish Bricklayer

Corporate Ladder.

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

'You are this week's top person on the team pyramid.'