Lactation Pillows

"I see you've had breast implants."

Where your mind & battle are los

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Self help acupuncture

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Cry babies.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Ahhh...'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Meet The Author"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Do me next."