Lactation Prints

"I see you've had breast implants."

Where your mind & battle are los

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Self help acupuncture

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Cry babies.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'Ahhh...'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

On holiday.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe