Going Into Labor Prints

'Yes, the contractions just started.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Cry babies.

The cell phone soother for life.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Baby Mozart.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Botany Baby!

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

celebrating a birth.

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Baby Playing Violin

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."