Going Into Labor T-Shirts

'Yes, the contractions just started.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Cry babies.

The cell phone soother for life.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"WHich one is mine?"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Botany Baby!

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Whoa

Baby Mozart.

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

celebrating a birth.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."